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I want to let you know off the jump that I am arrogant and egotistical but I do not care because I am Rich!

 

I am so lazy that this will probably be the most briefly contented site you will ever read.

 

Things I say are blunt with no Bull $hi%... so please leave my site now if you get offended easily because I do not care.

 

Question: Have you made any money with these other Inferior Penny Stock newsletters?

 

Probable Answer: No man I am getting my a$$ kicked using them... they absolutely suck!

 

So It Looks Like I have Your Attention with my dirty Biligerant mouth!

 













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Here is what those other dirtbag newsletters do:

 

#1 I know this one drives you freakin insane! They put the New rotten pick after the close!!

 

#2 So now the damn thing gaps up in the morning like 30-40% premarket and now you are chasing this rotten egg up to nosebleed levels.

 

#3 So you finally bite near noon or near the close or maybe you even got lucky and grabbed in the morning. So you wake up the next day and straight down the $hi%@er she goes!

 

This sums up 98% of penny stock investors that listen to these inferior newsletters! Yes even you reading this and you know it!

 

Its Time for a change and its time to win!

 













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Here is what I can promise:

 

I will not ever put out a new pick after the close! It will always be anywhere from an hour after the market opens to about three hours before the close!

 

I mean I am a jerk but putting a pick out after the close is just dirtbagish and that I'm not.

 

I will allow you to sign up free forever! I am already rich remember? I do not need to have my hand in your pocket! I do not make a dime when you submit your email to me.

 

Whats The Catch?

 

OK... OK, gosh darn it! The Penny Stock Jerk needs love to... so all I ask is that you send me feedback on all our picks! Just email me.

 

SO WHAT MAKES ME SO GOOD?

 

No I do not have some bum robot or some "secret" software!

 

What I do have is a seasoned eye and 2 indicators I use to find penny stocks just before they run huge and end up on the daily volume and percentage gain leader board.

 













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I'll Tell You Exactly What I Do Too!

 

I have a radar with over a thousand tickers of brand new... thinly or never been traded penny stocks. (This is hard to obtain which is why I become of value)

 

I watch close for abnormal positive money flow which may indicate the company is going on a huge IR program. This is a false alarm 60-70% of the time.... but I have my investigative team and call around to see if this is in fact the case. (Second Reason I become of Value)

 

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Oh you are right on time as you can see I don't have some garbage track record posted... it is the Real Deal! How else did I become such a Rich Jerk?!

 

I intend to build upon that with you aboard!

 

You are right on time because we have a brand new blockbuster pick for the year that will be announced very shortly!

 

 













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